March 03, 2005

Was surfing James' blog when this lightbulb joke caught my attention. Somehow find it familiar, dee javu perhaps. Anyway, i find it interesting and i oso wanna share it wif you guys who visit my blog. I've found the original version (meaning Jame's version not very original la). So here it is, enjoy !!!

Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs
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Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC.........

Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support.

Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!!

Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs...

Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb??
A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them
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Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....only one technical teacher employed from naval base secondary school to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for AC?)

Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)......

Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry.....

Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: Would they bother??

Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: School so new lightbulb will spoil ah?? SUE MOE AH!!

Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they believe in praying for it.

Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None.....they are still using oil lamps.

Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: None. Mrs Kok will be more than happy to save on the electricity bills.

Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?
A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will dosomething about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire.

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a lightbulb??
A: If it doesn't add to their value-added indicator, they won't bother.

Q: Dun you guys wonder which guy wrote this??
A: TJC!

Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb??
A: None. They think they are very bright already.

Can't really find IJC one coz its rather new. So do enjoy. I know some of you guys have read this b4 but then...haha...still find it rather interesting. It reflects the uniqueness of individual colleges. So, haa, have fun !!!

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