Was surfing James' blog when this lightbulb joke caught my attention. Somehow find it familiar, dee javu perhaps. Anyway, i find it interesting and i oso wanna share it wif you guys who visit my blog. I've found the original version (meaning Jame's version not very original la). So here it is, enjoy !!! Q: How many RJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: 4 whole faculties. One fac to design the new bulb, one fac to test it out, one fac to market it and one guy to write a stupid Email about lightbulbs. Q: How many HCJC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The whole school.....to compete with RJC......... Q: How many VJC students does it take to change a lightbulb? A: The whole school.......one to screw it in and the rest to cheer and wave flags and banners to give him/her support. Q: How many NJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: NO LIGHT STILL CAN STUDY!!!!! Q: How many AJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: They're too busy trying to be one of the top 5 JCs... Q: How many ACJC students does it take to change lightbulb?? A: None......they use all their money to employ YJC to do it for them. Q: How many YJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None.....only one technical teacher employed from naval base secondary school to tell them what a lightbulb is in the first place and to demonstrate (how do you think they're able to change it for AC?) Q: How many CJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: They'd prefer it darker..........(hmmm...*raise eyebrow*)...... Q: How many JJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None......Their physics is so bad that they make the male teacher cry..... Q: How many TPJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: Would they bother?? Q: How many MJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: School so new lightbulb will spoil ah?? SUE MOE AH!! Q: How many SAJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None.....they believe in praying for it. Q: How many NYJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None.....they are still using oil lamps. Q: How many SRJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: None. Mrs Kok will be more than happy to save on the electricity bills. Q: How many PJC students does it take to change the lightbulb? A: F*** the lightbulb lah, the principal will dosomething about it. Let's do 300 jumping jacks for not wearing the proper school attire. Q: How many TJC students does it take to change a lightbulb?? A: If it doesn't add to their value-added indicator, they won't bother. Q: Dun you guys wonder which guy wrote this?? A: TJC! Q: How many TJC students does it take to change the lightbulb?? A: None. They think they are very bright already. Can't really find IJC one coz its rather new. So do enjoy. I know some of you guys have read this b4 but then...haha...still find it rather interesting. It reflects the uniqueness of individual colleges. So, haa, have fun !!!
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