Week 4:

Ouch! I've got an ucler under my tongue. My goodness, it must be an indication of my body being very "heaty". It is very pain. I've forgotten when it developed, perhaps on monday or something. However the pain is tolerable and hence I've yet to consult medical attention regarding it. I've seen somewhat similar cases before when I was PA-ing with the MO and according to him, it is the salivary gland being blocked up or something. Hopefully mine is just an ucler and not anything worse than that. I guess its time i cut down on all the heaty food and drink more liang-teh to cool myself down.

Most of the medics in my medical ctr would have agreed with me that coming to this camp will cause bankruptcy. Reason: the cookhouse food is very condemned. All thank to the cookhouse for serving "outstanding delicacy", we often resort to spending money on canteen food and spec mess food. Imagine spending $3 per meal on average, the total sum of money spent on food alone would be terribly high. Allow me to introduce you the sumptuous gourmet served by our wonderful cookhouse. Firstly, we have the "zup-pish vegetable" (zup = gravy) that is so "zup-pish" that the "zup" would flood our entire plate of whatever is on it. Next we have "bart-teng" aka meat cubes that seemed to come from some expired can-food. In addition, we have chicken wings cooked in all sort of "creative sauces". And please do trust me, the "creative sauces" are indeed very "creative". So creative that it made me wonder if its biochemically hazardous or radioactive. At least it tastes so.

Apart from me and ah fu and the 2 new medic specs, we have another new member to the medical ctr family - xiao3 xue3. No, it is not a beautiful young sexy female medic as the name may suggest. It is Mr Sea-bass' new pet rabbit bought just across the street. I confess that it is very cute. However, it has caused Mr Sea-bass to divert much of his attention on it such that he is, most of the time, not to be seen during free time. Well, Mr Sea-bass is an extreme rabbit lover. I shall say, rabbit-phile or rabbit-philic. He has 2 rabbits at home, xiao xue would be his 3rd.

I've started PA-ing for the MO. Well, i am trained as a MOPA you see. It means Medical Officer Personal Assistant. However, it is under the supervision of my senior lao-jiao PAs - Mr Chiu2Cheng3 (hand gun), Mr Juson and Mr Sea-bass. Well, i didnt give the real names to protect their identity. I get to understand that being a MOPA is not that simple. Because it requires much concentration and patience. Concentration, because I must listen carefully to what the MO says when he examines the patient and hence i will type it down on the computer system. Patience, because the system is freaking slow and it often hangs. Most of the time MOs can see patient faster than normal, it is just that the system is the limiting factor. Haha. There were times when some patients were obviously chao-kenging (aka malingering) thinking that we medics and the MO do not know. Well, i can say our MO is very kind not to fuck them upside down. There were a few that went to the extent of churning out every single excuse he can think of hoping to lets say fail FFI or get MC or down pes or something that it almost cause me, my upper study and the MO to fuck him one time good one. But he is lucky enough to escape unharmed. Imagine this... baby MOPA fuck Mr chao-keng upside down...followed by lao jiao MOPA fuck Mr chao-keng upside down again...followed by MO fuck him upside down yet again. How nice can that be. Haha.

Well, thats only my 4th week here in my new camp. 5 seniors are ORD-ing. It is really very heart-aching to see the ORD-personals indulging in ORD mood. Haha. I dare not count when would it be my turn...