January 21, 2006

Isnt it great that you can come out with our own theorem or law or principle? Well, you can...at least i "can", after spending more than 11 years of experience mugging. Haha. Well, people often ask me, "hey cmh, what you do when i go home after school?" and i will reply "well, i go home and slack, nv do hw". And then pple will be like so shock coz i always seem to hav finish my hw and dunno the real meaning of slacking. The truth is, I am a great slacker. Hence, i shall come out with my own laws of mugging. Well, they are quite nonsensical so perhaps if u cant take it, u can juz ignore this post. I am juz blogging for fun. :P

CMH's 1st Law of Mugging:
The Faster You Finish Your Homework, The More Time You Have For Slacking
All of us are given 24 hours a day, 168 hours a week. You cant really add time or substract time away from your life hence you need to make full use of it. Sleeping, eating, bathing, schooling all take up alot of time, shall be represented by N hours. So time left for you to mug or slack in a week will be (168 - N) where N is assumed constant. In the remaining time left, you have to finish your hw and you hav to slack. Therefore (168 - N) = M + S where M stands for mugging and S stands for slacking. If you finish all your homework faster, M will be smaller and S will be larger coz S = (168 - N - M). However, if you slack all the time, then M = 0 hence (168 - N = S) and in this case, you still have to do hw but not this week so the time u use to do ur hw will b carried forward to next week hence for the next week, (168 - N = 2M).
Make sense? Haha. The law applies assuming all factors constant, CETERIS PARABUS. Hahahahaha.

Well, i haven really come out wif e 2nd law n 3rd law n so on so giv me some time to think bout it. Haha.

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